WHAT SHOULD SM CALL ME

When I am trying to do work in the library

When we got a snow day

When mono is going around the school

when my dorm head doesn’t bring food to dorm meeting

Day students…

When teachers take weeks to give tests and papers back

When we exceeded the maximum number for haircuts

When the internet stops working at 12

When they try to throw a secret squash court dance

When they decide to get rid of APs